Inspiration struck me like a brick to the skull
fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep
Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.
truly, the biggest sacrifice that im making for toby fox is staying off of every website ever to avoid deltarune spoilers
i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game
i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin
you are all lying ive played minecraft before and i have never seen a watermelon you're all gaslighting me
They just call it Melon in the game but like
modded minecraft
I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11
op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven
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- Indistinct green shapes swirled overhead. The world seemed to be screened from me by a thick haze of fog and confusion. This smelled of craniocerebral trauma,
- He had wavy shoulder-length brown hair and large brown eyes. I guess he'd be considered hot if you were into that sort of thing (which I wasn't) and by that sort of thing I mean men.
- the hoppits
- "You're the most gorgeous girl in the world," Legolas said. "You're a liar and also a creep" I responded and then I slapped him across the face.
- I wish Boromir was my dad.
- In the end they sent me to live out my days on a small farm in the middle of nowhere. It suited my tastes.
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
